(Warning: Loads of chat logs so I've edited it to the best bits. Also he does get quite insulting so if your not in the mood for insults you might want to skip this post)
Well its official, I am a tear harvesting Ninja. Went out to do some 'wreck clearing and removal' in Emolgranlan and found a Caldari Navy Scorpion on the first try. Perfect. I went and switched to my salvage slicer and warped to him. I landed about 5km away and was delighted to find him about halfway through The Blockade. So I began to salvage all the large wrecks while keeping high transversal in case he warped and set the battleship rats on me.
Seconds later a second Ninja warped in, an acquaintance of mine, Forsaken Sight.
[ 2010.08.22 19:36:31 ] Shota Cypher: a second ninja
[ 2010.08.22 19:36:38 ] Shota Cypher ; poor guy
[ 2010.08.22 19:39:55 ] Forsaken Sight ; thats me asshole
[ 2010.08.22 19:40:10 ] Shota Cypher ; i know
[ 2010.08.22 19:40:16 ] Forsaken Sight ; ;)
[ 2010.08.22 19:40:19 ] Shota Cypher ; i didn't mean you were poor lol
[ 2010.08.22 19:40:23 ] RiskyFrisky ; Forsaken :D
[ 2010.08.22 19:40:28 ] Forsaken Sight ; i know i was just messin
[ 2010.08.22 19:40:33 ] Shota Cypher ; heh
The mission runner had now locked me and forsaken in his scorpion but was not firing. He warped in his alt (flying a hurricane) and locked forsaken up with him as well. Forsaken then gave me dibs on the salvage as I got there first and warped out, moving quickly to another missioner.
[ 2010.08.22 19:43:18 ] Dok'Marr Gelas ; what U want?
[ 2010.08.22 19:43:22 ] Dok'Marr Gelas ; Forsaken?
[ 2010.08.22 19:44:19 ] Forsaken Sight ; YOUR MISHIN LOOOOTS
[ 2010.08.22 19:44:41 ] Dok'Marr Gelas ; only loots?
[ 2010.08.22 19:44:50 ] Forsaken Sight ; AND SALVAGESSSS
[ 2010.08.22 19:45:00 ] Shota Cypher ; lol
[ 2010.08.22 19:45:19 ] Forsaken Sight ; ALOS PLEASE EJECT FROM UR SHIP AND GIVE ME THAT TOO
With forsaken out of the room I proceeded to salvage. The scorpion pilot had thoughtfully left a ring of large wrecks about 5km all thy way around his ship so I just moved around them one after the other. He still had me locked so I though I would try and provoke a response. It was to be the first time anyone had actually gifted me with their tears and it was lots of fun :)
[ 2010.08.22 19:38:00 ] Shota Cypher ; go lael, i dare you :)
[ 2010.08.22 19:41:26 ] Lael 108 ; YOU DARE WHO
[ 2010.08.22 19:41:44 ] Shota Cypher ; I DARE YOU
[ 2010.08.22 19:42:34 ] Lael 108 ; OK
[ 2010.08.22 19:42:58 ] Shota Cypher ; ready and waiting :)
Perfect. His scorpion warps out leaving the cane, which quickly takes rat aggro and warps out. I am now alone in the mission avoiding fire from the battleships, but it won't be for long. He warps back his main, now flying a Rifter. This is a nasty little frigate but I was sure my slicer could take it.
[ 2010.08.22 19:46:33 ] LAEL 107 ; b**ch open a can
[ 2010.08.22 19:46:45 ] Forsaken Sight ; OF WHOOP ASS
[ 2010.08.22 19:47:01 ] Forsaken Sight ; i'll roll down my window on this vigil and punch your f***in face
[ 2010.08.22 19:47:03 ] LAEL 107 ; yo stank b**tch
Forsaken was having fun. I was approaching a can when his alt came back, now in an Ishkur.
[ 2010.08.22 19:47:17 ] Shota Cypher ; 2 v 1 no fair :(
[ 2010.08.22 19:47:40 ] LAEL 107 ; eat a d**k
[ 2010.08.22 19:48:00 ] Shota Cypher ; i'm sorry, thought that was your job
[ 2010.08.22 19:48:01 ] Forsaken Sight ; U ALREADY ATE THEM ALL
Glad of a response I began to ignore his ship and just continue salvaging the wrecks, with his Rifter following me and the Ishkur a bit further behind. From this point on Emolgranlan bore witness to an epic battle in the everlasting war between the mission runner and the Ninja. The residents of the system watched in silenced awe. The sheer length of his rage has forced me to shorten it down to the best bits as it doesn't otherwise fit as a single post
Round 1: Opening blows
[ 2010.08.22 19:49:45 ] LAEL 107 ; shota hoe open a can so i can poke your ass
[ 2010.08.22 19:50:01 ] Shota Cypher ; oo naughty
[ 2010.08.22 19:50:13 ] LAEL 107 ; scared little scank
[ 2010.08.22 19:50:30 ] Shota Cypher ; very :)
[ 2010.08.22 19:50:45 ] Shota Cypher ; but mostly of the rats
[ 2010.08.22 19:51:02 ] LAEL 107 ; your c*nt stank
[ 2010.08.22 19:51:17 ] Shota Cypher ; i'm deeply offended :)
[ 2010.08.22 19:51:39 ] LAEL 107 ; i guess
[ 2010.08.22 19:51:40 ] Shota Cypher ; you have probably scarred me for life
[ 2010.08.22 19:51:45 ] LAEL 107 ; open a can hoe
[ 2010.08.22 19:52:41 ] Shota Cypher ; i'm afriad you insults have so deeply mentaly scarred me i have forgotten how to loot
At this point i invited Forsaken back into the mission just to make him a big angrier.
[ 2010.08.22 19:57:03 ] Shota Cypher ; forsaken, your about to have a new friend :)
[ 2010.08.22 19:57:10 ] Shota Cypher ; a mean one
[ 2010.08.22 19:57:20 ] Shota Cypher ; who will suicide rifters at you
The reason behind this comment comes from about 5 minutes earlier when his Rifter flying main attacked me. Apparently he got so angry he decided to suicide his cheap frig to prove a point
(internal log from another conversation)
[ 2010.08.22 19:53:09 ] Shota Cypher ; he got concorded :)
[ 2010.08.22 19:53:20 ] SparrowKap ; mwahahahahaaa
[ 2010.08.22 19:53:36 ] Forsaken Sight ; lol who did
[ 2010.08.22 19:53:38 ] Forsaken Sight ; which one
[ 2010.08.22 19:53:42 ] Shota Cypher ; rifter
[ 2010.08.22 19:53:44 ] Shota Cypher ; main
[ 2010.08.22 19:53:47 ] Tyburn Stannis ; special bears get concorded
[ 2010.08.22 19:53:50 ] Shota Cypher ; scorpion guy
[ 2010.08.22 19:58:02 ] Hax Zoidberg ; Any good stuff on the Punisher?
[ 2010.08.22 19:58:17 ] Hax Zoidberg ; Er, Rifter
[ 2010.08.22 19:58:28 ] Shota Cypher ; not sure havent looted yet
The loot was rubbish, some t1 stuff and about 3k units of ammo.
Back to local
Round 2: The rage is unleashed
[ 2010.08.22 19:57:22 ] LAEL 107 ; i can still smell your ragetty asss cun
[ 2010.08.22 19:57:26 ] Forsaken Sight ; yayayaya
[ 2010.08.22 19:57:43 ] LAEL 107 ; c*nt
[ 2010.08.22 19:57:45 ] Shota Cypher ; ouch, leal that last one really hurt me deep
[ 2010.08.22 19:58:06 ] LAEL 107 ; what c*nt fart
[ 2010.08.22 20:00:37 ] Shota Cypher ; lael, wash your mouth out
[ 2010.08.22 20:00:43 ] Shota Cypher ; with soap preferably
I start to get the impression he really doesn't like me
Love this bit
[ 2010.08.22 20:03:00 ] Shota Cypher ; plus i'm tanking this mission for you
[ 2010.08.22 20:03:11 ] Shota Cypher ; you should thank me
[ 2010.08.22 20:03:47 ] LAEL 107 ; b*tch please
[ 2010.08.22 20:04:14 ] Shota Cypher ; is that a name request?
[ 2010.08.22 20:05:24 ] LAEL 107 ; yes it is, please open a can so i can beat your ass
[ 2010.08.22 20:06:22 ] LAEL 107 ; your a lame
[ 2010.08.22 20:06:42 ] Shota Cypher ; i didn't know i could be 'a' lame
[ 2010.08.22 20:07:24 ] LAEL 107 ; your more fun than your guy tho
I think he assumed that Forsaken was my alt here.
[ 2010.08.22 20:07:52 ] Shota Cypher ; my guy?
[ 2010.08.22 20:08:10 ] LAEL 107 ; your other
[ 2010.08.22 20:08:17 ] Shota Cypher ; my other?
[ 2010.08.22 20:08:30 ] LAEL 107 ; the one who ran like b*tch
[ 2010.08.22 20:08:50 ] Shota Cypher ; lol if you get ninjad twice its not my fault
[ 2010.08.22 20:08:59 ] Shota Cypher ; not is it my alt
[ 2010.08.22 20:09:02 ] Shota Cypher ; nor*
[ 2010.08.22 20:09:53 ] LAEL 107 ; why run /
[ 2010.08.22 20:10:02 ] Shota Cypher ; i'm still here :p
[ 2010.08.22 20:10:10 ] LAEL 107 ; i haVE A SLICER 2
[ 2010.08.22 20:10:39 ] Shota Cypher ; weLL DONE
[ 2010.08.22 20:10:57 ] LAEL 107 ; lets see who is better fling one
[ 2010.08.22 20:11:51 ] LAEL 107 ; or killing one
[ 2010.08.22 20:11:59 ] Shota Cypher ; i expect you are, due to your characters age, increased number of skill points compared to me, and familiarity with the ship. I got mine about 1 1/2 hours ago :)
[ 2010.08.22 20:12:39 ] LAEL 107 ; great please open the can so you can get another one
I had finished salvaging by this point and warped off. However even with me out of his mission the rage continued.
[ 2010.08.22 20:17:08 ] Shota Cypher ; carebear tears are delicious and you've given me enough for about the next month
[ 2010.08.22 20:17:17 ] LAEL 107 ; good
[ 2010.08.22 20:17:29 ] LAEL 107 ; too bad you dont like to fight
[ 2010.08.22 20:18:08 ] Shota Cypher ; to bad you never learned how to not take a game seriuosly
[ 2010.08.22 20:18:23 ] LAEL 107 ; i love talking sh*t
[ 2010.08.22 20:18:28 ] Shota Cypher ; so i gather
[ 2010.08.22 20:18:57 ] LAEL 107 ; just hate runners
[ 2010.08.22 20:19:29 ] LAEL 107 ; i hope you didnt take anything to heart
[ 2010.08.22 20:19:42 ] Shota Cypher ; if i did i would probably have carried on longer :)
[ 2010.08.22 20:20:06 ] Anya Sulii ; Fun times in local today.
[ 2010.08.22 20:20:20 ] LAEL 107 ; i would have liked to have popped your slice too bad
[ 2010.08.22 20:20:26 ] Shota Cypher ; its the first time anyone has actually insulted me in local :)
[ 2010.08.22 20:20:31 ] Shota Cypher ; i'm having a great time
[ 2010.08.22 20:28:33 ] Shota Cypher ; you shouldt insult ninjas btw, they might actually look like this
[ 2010.08.22 20:36:39 ] Shota Cypher ; http://www.projectmojave.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/sexy-ninja.jpg
From now on it gets a bit weird at times. I think I may have at least partly convinced him i am a girl by the end of it (I'm not btw)
Round 3: The locals join in
[ 2010.08.22 20:37:09 ] Zonaxion ; I hope you attack me if that's you lol
[ 2010.08.22 20:37:15 ] Shota Cypher ; lol
[ 2010.08.22 20:37:23 ] LAEL 107 ; she has a p*nis
[ 2010.08.22 20:37:35 ] Shota Cypher ; lael has no sense of humor
[ 2010.08.22 20:38:06 ] Zonaxion ; He has gotten rather short with you eh?
[ 2010.08.22 20:38:17 ] Shota Cypher ; yeah :)
[ 2010.08.22 20:38:24 ] Shota Cypher ; i didn't even take all of it
[ 2010.08.22 20:38:27 ] Shota Cypher ; only about half
[ 2010.08.22 20:38:32 ] Shota Cypher ; and none of the frig wrecks
[ 2010.08.22 20:38:39 ] LAEL 107 ; look b**ch
[ 2010.08.22 20:38:45 ] LAEL 107 ; im rich
I don't really care tbh
[ 2010.08.22 20:39:01 ] Zonaxion ; I try not to let this game annoy me..it'sthe connectivity issues that get me tho,I hate loosing connection in a battle lol
[ 2010.08.22 20:40:21 ] Shota Cypher ; zon, yeah i'm just here for the lols
[ 2010.08.22 20:40:36 ] LAEL 107 ; and not fight
[ 2010.08.22 20:40:41 ] LAEL 107 : coward
[ 2010.08.22 20:40:46 ] Shota Cypher ; fighting is not lols
[ 2010.08.22 20:41:03 ] Zonaxion ; I usaually give my salvage to the ninjas and actually make a few friends in the process.
[ 2010.08.22 20:41:03 ] Shota Cypher ; fighting is deadly serious stuff
[ 2010.08.22 20:41:17 ] Shota Cypher ; can i has your salvage? lol
[ 2010.08.22 20:41:24 ] Shalogorath ; fighting is all lols when you make like 20 mil form the person :D
[ 2010.08.22 20:41:29 ] LAEL 107 ; sure
[ 2010.08.22 20:41:39 ] Shota Cypher ; not you lael, i already had you
[ 2010.08.22 20:42:00 ] Zonaxion ; I got most of it done, but you can have what's left.
[ 2010.08.22 20:42:09 ] Shota Cypher ; nah just joking lol
[ 2010.08.22 20:42:30 ] Zonaxion ; Maybe next mission then :)
[ 2010.08.22 20:42:31 ] Shota Cypher ; i prefer the tears (not that i don't appreciate a nice guy)
[ 2010.08.22 20:42:48 ] LAEL 107 ; yuk
[ 2010.08.22 20:42:54 ] Zonaxion ; lol
[ 2010.08.22 20:43:10 ] LAEL 107 ; if thats your thing cool
[ 2010.08.22 20:43:31 ] Shota Cypher ; /emote is now bathing in lael's tears "and yes leal, i am the sexy ninja girl"
[ 2010.08.22 20:43:46 ] Zonaxion ; Dang
[ 2010.08.22 20:43:54 ] LAEL 107 ; dont care you have a p*nis
[ 2010.08.22 20:44:09 ] Shota Cypher ; your just jealous ^-^
[ 2010.08.22 20:44:38 ] LAEL 107 ; i like my women with out dicks
[ 2010.08.22 20:45:09 ] Shota Cypher ; so do i! Rawr
[ 2010.08.22 20:45:26 ] LAEL 107 ; ???????
[ 2010.08.22 20:45:32 ] Shota Cypher > rofl
Messing with his mind was great fun
[ 2010.08.22 20:46:38 ] Gloriaa ; Lmao,I would have said the same thing also Shota,but i doubt my husband would have found it funny
[ 2010.08.22 20:48:34 ] Shota Cypher ; lol
[ 2010.08.22 20:49:40 ] Shota Cypher ; confusing lies are always funny :)
[ 2010.08.22 20:49:48 ] Shota Cypher ; but are they lies.....
Round 4: WTH?!
[ 2010.08.22 20:50:20 ] LAEL 107 ; why did you cover your face in the jpeg shota?
[ 2010.08.22 20:50:53 ] Shota Cypher ; why do you think? if people knew i looked like that how many stalkers do you think i would pick up
[ 2010.08.22 20:51:05 ] LAEL 107 ; are you an englsh boogie wolf ?
[ 2010.08.22 20:51:12 ] Shota Cypher ; um
[ 2010.08.22 20:51:28 ] Shota Cypher ; no?
[ 2010.08.22 20:51:44 ] LAEL 107 ; english or boogie wolf?
[ 2010.08.22 20:51:59 ] Zonaxion ; WTH is a Boogie wolf?
[ 2010.08.22 20:52:01 ] Shota Cypher ; i don't know what a boogie wolf is
[ 2010.08.22 20:52:23 ] LAEL 107 ; a very foul looking female
[ 2010.08.22 20:52:39 ] Zonaxion ; I seriously doubt that
[ 2010.08.22 20:52:47 ] Shota Cypher ; yay i got the right answer when i said no
[ 2010.08.22 20:52:47 ] Zonaxion ; Look at those eyes
[ 2010.08.22 20:53:18 ] LAEL 107 ; come on
[ 2010.08.22 20:53:23 ] Shalogorath ; nice blog shota
[ 2010.08.22 20:53:28 ] Shota Cypher ; lol thanks :)
[ 2010.08.22 20:53:31 ] LAEL 107 ; she he it plays eve ?
[ 2010.08.22 20:53:44 ] Shota Cypher ; me, myself, i, does
[ 2010.08.22 20:54:04 ] LAEL 107 ; hmmm
All weird from here
[ 2010.08.22 20:55:10 ] LAEL 107 ; bett your still a mut in real life
[ 2010.08.22 20:55:23 ] Shota Cypher ; a small dog?
[ 2010.08.22 20:55:39 ] Shota Cypher ; i dout a dog can type as well as me :)
[ 2010.08.22 20:55:43 ] Shota Cypher ; doubt*
[ 2010.08.22 20:56:00 ] Shota Cypher ; although it probably spells better :s
[ 2010.08.22 20:56:04 ] LAEL 107 ; ever watch dr who ?
At the time this question just confused me. As far as I could tell this had nothing to do with anything
[ 2010.08.22 20:56:11 ] Shota Cypher ; once or twice
[ 2010.08.22 20:56:31 ] LAEL 107 ; well the dr dog could do it all
[ 2010.08.22 20:57:24 ] Shota Cypher ; gogo dr dog?
[ 2010.08.22 20:57:47 ] LAEL 107 ; k-9
[ 2010.08.22 20:58:14 ] Shota Cypher ; ok.....
[ 2010.08.22 20:58:23 ] Shota Cypher ; i'm not a robot dog if thats what your saying
[ 2010.08.22 20:58:37 ] LAEL 107 ; robo ugly thou
[ 2010.08.22 20:59:02 ] Zonaxion ; Man i can't salvage for going back and checking out that pic lol
[ 2010.08.22 20:59:08 ] Shota Cypher ; rofl
[ 2010.08.22 20:59:15 ] Shota Cypher ; yeah it has that effect
[ 2010.08.22 20:59:31 ] LAEL 107 ; why its not shota
[ 2010.08.22 20:59:31 ] Shota Cypher ; i've named it 'distracting-sexy-ninja-girl'
[ 2010.08.22 20:59:46 ] Zonaxion ; I'll say
[ 2010.08.22 20:59:46 ] Shota Cypher ; can you prove its not me?
[ 2010.08.22 20:59:57 ] LAEL 107 ; can you prove it you ?
[ 2010.08.22 21:00:08 ] Shota Cypher ; i knew you were gonna say that lol
[ 2010.08.22 21:00:25 ] Shota Cypher ; anyway, its been fun guys, but i'm off now
[ 2010.08.22 21:00:30 ] Shota Cypher ; cya all later :)
[ 2010.08.22 21:00:43 ] LAEL 107 ; see you never
[ 2010.08.22 21:00:43 ] Zonaxion ; Bye shota
A fun evening all in all with some very entertaining (and some very confusing) comments. This is why I ninja :)
Sorry to everyone for the huge wall of text, I have done my best to break it up as much as possible but there really was loads of it. Beginning with my challenge at 19:38 our battle of words lasted for 1 hour 22 minutes until 21:00. So for now,
Fly safe
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